Classic Friends Quotes

I thought I'd add this in as an extra. It's my all time favorite Friends quotes up to episode 424 (The One With Ross' Wedding). They're in no particular order and are mixed up a lot.

Joey: Oh, man. It is so hard to shop for girls!
Chandler: Yes it is at Office Max!!
The One With The Dirty Girl

Ross: So, what did the insurance company say?
Chandler: Oh, they said, "You don't have insurance here! So stop calling us!"
The One With The Cat

Rachel: You know what Chandler? You got yourself into those cuffs and you can get yourself out of them.
Chandler: No, no, no, no. I can't get myself out of them! You must have me confused with the Amazing Chandler!!
The One With The Cuffs

Joey: This guy is so stupid! It's Count Rushmore!!!
The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy

Joey: What kind of profit is that? And you call yourself an accountant?
Chandler: No.
Joey: Oh. What do you do?
Chandler: I can't believe you don't know what I do for a living.
All: (Ad-lib) No I don't know ; Not really ; Something to do with... etc.
The One With The Cat

(Monica, Joey and Tim Burke are watching football)
All: (Cheer!!)
Chandler: (From in a box) What happened?!?!
Joey: You kissed my girlfriend!
The One With Chandler In A Box

Rachel: Hey, Chandler. Monica just broke my seashell lamp.
Chandler: Neat! I'm gonna die alone!
Rachel: OK, you win.
The One Where Heckles Dies

Ross: And, er, and then I kissed her.
Joey: Tounge?
Ross: Yeah.
Joey: Cool!
The One With The List

Joey: Some girl ate Monica!!
Monica: Shut up! The camera adds ten pounds.
Chandler: Aah, so how many cameras are actually on you?
The One With The Prom Video

Joey: Alright, Ross. You're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?
Ross: Sure.
Joey: Strip Joint!!
The One Where Monica Gets A New Roommate

Chandler: Oh, good! Do you guys know how to get a chick out of a VCR?
The One With A Chick And A Duck

Chandler: She's insane! The woman is insane! It's before work, it's after work, it's during work! She's got me doing butt-clenches at my desk.
The One Where Ross Finds Out

Ross: You know, 100 million people went to see a movie about whatI do, I wonder how many people would go see a movie called Jurassic Parka!
Rachel: That is so...
Ross: No, no, no! A bunch of outta control jackets take over an island. Aaahh!!
The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner

Ross: Oh yeah! I forgot about your ability to fuse metal.
Monica: Hey, it's Funny's cousin! Not Funny!
The One With Phoebe's Dad

Joey: How come we never have jam at our place?
Chandler: Because the kids need new shoes!
The One With The Jam

Ross: And officiating at tonight's blackout is Rabbi Tribbiani
Joey: Well, Chandler's old roommate was Jewish and these are the only candles we had, so... Happy Hannukah, everyone!
The One With The Blackout

Rachel: Ooh, we are way past the fling thing. I mean, I'm only feeling things that I've read about in Danielle Steele books, you know. I mean, when I'm with him I'm just totally, totally...
Ross: Nauseous, I'm physically nauseous! What am I supposed to do, huh? Call immigration? (Suddenly inspired) I could call immigration!
The One With A Dozen Lasagnas

Monica: Just go up to her and ask her out.
Chandler: Yeah, right.
Monica: Come on! What's the worst thing that could happen?
Chandler: I could die!
The One With Joey's New Girlfriend

Monica: So, did you pick a roommate?
Chandler: Yep.
Monica: Oh, is it the Italian guy?
Chandler: Mm, hmm, yeah right!
The One With The Flashback

Rachel: Were you planning on inviting us?
Joey: Noooo. Later.
Phoebe: Hey. Get your ass back here Tribbiani!!
The One With The Worst Best Man Ever

Joey: Oh, Chandler. When you see Frankie, tell him Joey Tribbiani says hello. He'll know what it means.
Chandler: You sure he's gonna be able to crack that code?
The One With Ross' New Girlfriend

Joey: Got to China, eat chinese food!
Chandler: Of course, there they just call it food.
The One Where Rachel Finds Out

Ross: I guess he must've gotten the part in that play.
Phoebe: Oh, yeah.
Chandler: Either that or Gloria Estefan was right, eventually the rhythm is going to "get you".
The One With The Tiny T-Shirt

Chandler: Oh that's great. With my luck that's gonna be him.
Phoebe: Him, Ross?
Chandler: Nope, hymn number 253. His eyes are on the sparrow!
The One With The Ski Trip

Joey:Relax, I can get this open. Anybody have a coat hanger?
Chandler: Oh, I do. Oh, wait a minute, I took it out of my shirt when I put it on this morning.
The One With The Ski Trip

Chandler: You know, they're thinkin' of changing the name of this place.
Joey: To what?
Chandler: To put the camera away!!!
The One With Ross' Wedding

Ross: I Ross, take thee Rachel, uh, Emily.
(Not really funny but will be remembered)
The One With Ross' Wedding

Rachel: Oh! I almost caught that one!
Chandler: Great. Now the score's seven to almost seven.
The One With The Football

Chandler: Whoa! Somebody missed the off-ramp.
Phoebe: It's Monica's bed, what?
Chandler: OK, it's a race car!
The One With The Race Car Bed

Margha: I would say...Chandler.
Chandler: Yes!!
Joey: Wait a minute, wait a minute. She obviously didn't understand the question.
Chandler: Well why don't you have Captain Hook explain it to her?!
Margha: I am sorry Joey but that is my choose [choice].
Chandler: You here that, that is her choose Mr I'll-Let-You-Have-Her. I win, you suck, I rule all, mini-wave in celebration of me! A-Woo-Hoo!!
The One With The Football

Chandler: Oh, and the guy who liked my name so much he felt the need to make a little noise every time he said it. "Nice to meet you Chandler Bing, Bing. Great apartment Chandler Bing, BING!!
The One With The Flashback

Chandler: You know, whipped. Wah-Pah!
Joey: That's not whipped! Whipped is Wuh-tschh.
Chandler: That's what I did. Wah-Pah!
Joey: You can't do anything!!!
The One With The Wedding Dresses

Joey: Is it expensive there?
Chandler: Well, only if you order stuff.
The One With Two Parts, Part I

Rachel: Time is money my friend?!
Joey: Oh yeah. You missed 'it takes money to make money' and 'don't make me come down there and kick your Wall Street butt!'.
The One With The Bullies

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